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bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

(Source: betterthankanyebitch)

(Source: capt-johnsmith)

Stromae- Tous Les Mêmes

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

(Source: theclearlydope)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart)

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

kevinkinky-:

fucknobarackobama:

kevinkinky-:

Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier

Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth

did your dad tell you that

I’m sleepy and I wish I was kissing you.

(Source: xborntolose)

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

What if real life is like Lost and we all just slowly discover that we’ve been “dead” all along?

me:damn i need to save my money
me:*spends $200 in a week*