Republicans are scary but republicans under the age of 20 are even scarier
Yeah liberals are terrified of educated youth
did your dad tell you that
I’m sleepy and I wish I was kissing you.
What if real life is like Lost and we all just slowly discover that we’ve been “dead” all along?
me:*spends $200 in a week*
how to subtly approach your crush
Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Hufflepuff:But don't you think that's a bit far away from everything, they'll have to climb dozens of stairs every day...
Hufflepuff:Oh, for the love of...
Slytherin:I'm going for under the lake, LIKE A SUPER-SECRET LAIR!
Hufflepuff:But Salazar, won't that be a bit dreary? And we'll have to add dozens of charms to keep it dry, it will take loads of magic...
Slytherin:Super. Secret. Lair.
Hufflepuff:Fine! Fine, we'll spend bloody hours drying out some rooms under the lake, Merlin. Rowena, what about you?
Hufflepuff:But...all the stairs, the isolation from the other houses...
Ravenclaw:Exactly. They'll focus better if they're miles away from everything else. Also, anything he can build, I can build better.
Hufflepuff:Seriously? You're going to compete over towers?
Gryffindor:GOING DOWN ROWENA!
Slytherin:Underground is better.
Hufflepuff:For fuck's sake, I give up. If anyone wants me, I'll be in the kitchens.