On a scale of Bin Laden to Malaysia Airlines, how good are you at hide and seek?
introductory paragraph of my essay:
Okay, so my period started today, and I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. I turned to joke with him, saying, “Aren’t you happy, baby? Blowjob week just started.”
Then he looks back at me and kisses my forehead and says, “No, looking after my girlfriend and making sure that she’s okay and not hurting week just started.”
That was like the sweetest thing ever.
Un pêcheur :a fisherman
Une pêche :...a peach